Before coming to Missouri, there are some things that this California girl just hasn’t had to deal with. Some things are great such as how friendly and welcoming most people are and how green everything is for most of the year and even, the lack of constant traffic.
But there are also some
bad things that I’ve never dealt with. High humidity is one…sucks the energy
right out of you and you better be comfortable with sweating all the time. Air
conditioner is my very best friend when the humidity climbs. Tourist season in
Branson…the main strip is lined in cars that only move about 30 MPH…if you’re
lucky. I’m learning the back roads that, in any other season, would be the long
way around but are life savers when the tourists come to town.
One thing that
surprised me was the intensity of the storms here. Frightened at first, I am
slowly getting used to them. The lightening lights up the sky while the thunder
rolls through the Ozark hills, lasting a long time. I remember the first big
storm at night. A huge flash that registers somewhere in your brain as you
sleep and then BOOOOM! The entire building shook. Dirk put a hand on me and
reassuringly said “I’m right here”.
And the rain that accompanies
these storms! Torrential rains, or at least seems like that to me. Rain coming
down so hard you can see it rolling down the streets in sheets. And hitting
your roof so hard there is a constant dull roar with periods of even harder
rain that makes you stop and yet once again, get up and look out the window and
wonder where all the water is going to go.
But last night I got to
“experience” another thing that happens in the mid-west that this California
girl has never been around…the tornado warning. I’ve been in Branson when there
has been tornado watches and when I first got here, I asked Dirk, “what do I do
if there is a tornado?”. He looked at me and, teasing, said “get in a doorway?”…funny guy
and I rolled my eyes reminding him that’s what we do in earthquakes.
The Branson area is in
the Ozarks and very hilly. When Dirk lived in Hollister, his apartment was
lower and he, and others, told me not to worry about tornados. One because
tornados tend to like flatter landscape and IF one was to occur here, it would
“skip” along the hill tops.
Tornado Siren |
Well, our new condo is
on a hilltop and one of the tornado sirens is less than 100 feet away. I had
noticed the siren before and laughingly told one of my friends that if it went
off, I’d probably sh*t myself.
Ok, so now I know I won’t
actually do that!
For my California
family and friends…the difference between a watch and a warning.... A tornado
watch means conditions are favorable for the development of tornados in the
area. Stay aware of what is going on and be ready to take action quickly. A
warning means a tornado has been sighted or indicated by radar and there is
imminent danger to life and property. It means take immediate action to be
safe, moving to an inner room on the lowest level of the building you are in.
1st Rotation Sighted |
So, back to last night.
We’re sound asleep when the siren starts wailing. And let me tell you…it’s
LOUD! Dirk gets up and goes out on our balcony and our phones light up with
warnings from the National Weather Service. I get up and I’m standing there
saying “I don’t know what to do”. What I didn’t know until later was that Dirk
saw the sky had a greenish tint to it, something many people describe before a
tornado that scientifically has to do with light waves and color spectrum,
blah, blah, blah.
The wind was whipping around
and Dirk calmly said “get some jeans on” and then he was holding a jacket out
for me telling me to put it on. Like any other woman, I grabbed my purse but
also his glasses and phone. Dirk closed the doors to our balcony and led me to
the front door. Closing it, but leaving it unlocked, he took my hand and we
walked downstairs to the main level of the complex that leads to the garages.
Warning Area & Approaching Storm |
We stood there for a
while. Dirk holding my hand and me whimpering “what are we going to do”. Then
the wind really picked up and the lights started to flicker and went out for a
moment. Dirk put the hood of my jacket over my head, later telling me it was to
protect me from any lightbulbs that might break overhead. And then he buried my
head into his chest.
Dirk then led me down
to the lowest level in the complex, almost underground and reinforced by brick.
I have to say, I felt safer there and Dirk held me until the sirens stopped and
the major part of the storm seemed to have passed.
We came back up to our
condo and took a deep breath. It was then that Dirk articulated how nervous he
had been. Thank god, he didn’t show it. I had been scared we would get
separated somehow and he was scared that I would say “The heck with this, I’m going
back to California.”
Not that the thought
didn’t cross my mind!